After much careful research …

 … and because life is just to darn serious…

(speakin o’ Van Gogh)

it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Among them were:

His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop’n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

(courtesy of http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hvangogh.html)

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And another thin’ in case the other one did not make you Gogh “ARGHHH!”

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.

He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks “what happened to the van?”

The thief replies:

“I did not have the Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh”

(from: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1mbwkm/art_thief/)

Thanks to Blahpolar for the inspire-ation

(see the cat’s arm? He’s doing a selfie!)

a linked quote-dump

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13 thoughts on “After much careful research …

  1. blahpolar

    Lol I had to work out that the puns use the American pronunciation of van Gogh before they made sense. Some of his descendants live here; one of them painted things that are still on our postage stamps many years after. And her niece is my friend and neighbour.

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  2. La Sabrosona

    First, I love the photo of the tree. And having a very own personal Mexican of my own, I loved the Amee Gogh and Grin Gogh. I love that the mood throughout the blogosphere has been lighter. We must enjoy it while it lasts 🙂

    Thank you for making me laugh, I appreciated it 🙂

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  3. Big Red Carpet Nurse

    Reblogged this on Big Red Carpet Nursing and commented:

    Joke of the Day:
    I’d largely given up hope for today’s JOTD, motivation and energy flagging, when I stumbled onto this gem. Thanks to the author! I’m glad I started going down my top commenter list to see what such nice and tasteful (!) folks were up to. Truly, what goes around comes around…

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  4. Mneme9

    Van Meow had a miserable life because he never got over the fact that another lesser Dutch painter called Van Mouse kept making fake painting of his works and made a lot of money by selling them to wealthy collectors.

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      1. bearspawprint

        Really. I thought it was a wonderfully funny blog post, with a lot of thought put into it, and some work, too. I enjoyed very much. 😀 😀 😀 You tapped into well spring of humor. 😀 😀 😀 Gogh forth comes after third’s turn.

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