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After much careful research …

 … and because life is just to darn serious…

(speakin o’ Van Gogh)

it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.

Among them were:

His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt,Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stop’n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U. Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh

His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother, Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach, Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle, Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt, Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh

His nephew, psychoanalyst E. Gogh

The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh

His Italian uncle, Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh.

(courtesy of http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/hvangogh.html)

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And another thin’ in case the other one did not make you Gogh “ARGHHH!”

An art thief pulls off an incredible heist at the Louvre. He loads a bunch of priceless paintings in the back of his van and drives off.

He is about to make the perfect getaway when his van suddenly stops. The authorities nab him, and one of them asks “what happened to the van?”

The thief replies:

“I did not have the Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh”

(from: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1mbwkm/art_thief/)

Thanks to Blahpolar for the inspire-ation

(see the cat’s arm? He’s doing a selfie!)

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